Rayon Corp. apologizes for a terrible oversight where chub had zero lifeguard cards despite it being fucking midsummer already. This bug is now fixed. Tested on Claude, which unfortunately knows almost nothing about Guardian Tales. The "succubus" bit also apparently makes it see red, tried my best to mitigate Claude's lust through defs. The card must play better on GPT-4, but I'm a gatekept pleb so I wouldn't know. Would be grateful for feedback from someone with access!